On the street looking for a corner wrote some limerick in wares.
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A parent from his side after, conveniently took bore b f poems a see: "ha ha ha ha, write of what ah, 'heaven dia a dia \ name is joking, help others matchmaking \ take marriage \ beard sparse inside hua \ walk across the handsome, lu yao waved, whether to propose' oh! Write of what ah, according to your * * * *, low-energy......" so bore b f poem a month didn't sell out a.
With a bowl of begging, rode all the way to Confucius temple of shandong province.
Looking at his ancestor's statue, cried tears of crying ah: "grandpa ah, your fathers don't know something ah, that what nonsense to raise a person a head to him-he is not man, I took him a book, it will be an this leg on sale ah, I bitter ah, you say, I book? It is stealing it, can't......"
Confucius a listen to is ah; There is companion come from afar, many reading ah, isn't stealing! 'heart, so a cast a bore b f cross into the 21 st century.
Bore b f wake up his has come to 2008 years of the Beijing on aug. 8.
A sea of faces bore b f silly: "stem what ah, how so? DuoRen, come to Iraq ah, spectacular!" See head on to a foreign devil: "hello, hello, do you that your TV actor is playing well, dress up as" eunuch "of?" Bore b f zhang two monks confused, but "the two words the eunuch" he is to hear clearly ah: "how to speak of ah, is the black, you this verse, the eunuch! Want to is the first of the future with the writings in classical style scold you ah, hello, radish with chopsticks is, is used to ahab? I see you are a pig (pearl) GuangBao gas!" Foreign devil is frighten run shout: "can YOU mad!!!!!", the madman Bore b f came to the tiananmen square, began to wonder. "Long live the People's Republic of society, in a great solidaritylong live" "ah ah, emperor guangxu zha missing miles, how so soon! No wonder cough up!" died
Bore b f is hungry oh, see the ground a steamed bread, a good half-day while no one's around, pick up the steamed bread is sent to her mouth, and there the ji ji slanting: "sage the manner of giving--but who really hungry belly today so forgive, forgive!!!!!!" Say then, wiping away tears sing up: don't you like me down in the sun (no) \ flow sweat silent hard work (unemployed), whether you like I even if the cold by (well yes), also don't want to give up his life (do not), are you busy all day as I pursue (run), after a kind of unexpected tender (not gentleness a broken leg), are you like I had overwhelmed (oh), a friend a wandering in the street (has been). Take account
Bore b f lament to come to a restaurant, push door into want to drink and: "small 2 but I raise a person a head after all, borrow some successful first small wine, next pour good given you all!!!!!" The waiter a listen to: "where asylum madman run here, I've seen lifting weights, a juren jinshi ha ha eyes are a bit, kwame brown I'm afraid you are sitting round the skull (strong)!!!!!" Say that two security guards, and a good disorderly, the more the merrier play play.
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